So I've now photographed Lindsay Lohan and Kim Kardashian

September 3rd, 2014.

The GQ Awards in London meant the usual : a really poor spot behind three rows of Paparazzi, PAs blocking shots, and crippling autofocus and even white balance issues. And yet, as always... it wasn't without its momentous-ness.

Benedict Cumberbatch, Peter Capaldi, Iggy Pop, Ringo Starr, Jonah Hill, Kanye West, Samuel L Jackson, Stanley Tucci all showed up...

and so did Kim Kardashian and Lindsay Lohan.

Oh, look, it's porn star Kim Kardashian (I'll concede that with her latest app she's kind of gone legitimately wealthy)

Oh, look, it's porn star Kim Kardashian (I'll concede that with her latest app she's kind of gone legitimately wealthy)

Oh, look, it's about as classy as I can make Lindsay Lohan look. Who am I kidding, I totally bough her album back in 2006. And I may or may not be joking about that.

Oh, look, it's about as classy as I can make Lindsay Lohan look. Who am I kidding, I totally bough her album back in 2006. And I may or may not be joking about that.

I feel like my cameras and I need full-body disinfectant, in a way. But on the other hand... it wasn't the worst night of my life either.

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And in the meantime, I've also added journals for such 2011 classic premieres as:

A Dangerous Method - Viggo! Fassbender! Knightley!
Anonymous - Emmerich! Ifans! Thewlis!
The Deep Blue Sea - Tom Hiddleston! No Genetically Enhanced Sharks!
In Time - Timberlake! Seyfried! Murphy!
Arthur Christmas - Bill Nighy! Fake Snow!
Twilight Breaking Dawn Part1 - KStewz! RPatz! TLautz!
Happy Feet 2 - Robin Williams (RIP) and Elijah Wood!
My Week With Marilyn - Hermione! Gilderoy Lockhart! Dobby! Lily Potter! Madam Hooch!
Puss in Boots - Banderas and Hayek!