I hope you remember 2009 fondly... (or at least Megan Fox-era Transformers)

Latest update : I've added not one but FIVE more premieres from 2009 to the site. I know... why not work backwards from today rather than forward from the past. The answer is that I'm like Khan from Star Trek II The Wrath of Khan - I'm a product of the 20th Century. For me, time flows one-directionally from the past and I only think in two dimensions anyway.

So what I added was : The Jonas Brothers 3D Concert Experience (I was young and naive and I thought ... why not?), the sank-without-a-trace-of-a-franchise Teen Horror movie Tormented, the first in the trilogy of The Hangover (part 1), the cultural behemoth and screenwriting embarrassment of Transformers Revenge of the Fallen, and the I've-already-forgotten-it awfulness of Sacha Baron Cohen's Bruno

Do you remember the Jonas Brothers 3D Concert Experience? No me either..... not officially, anyway.

Do you remember the Jonas Brothers 3D Concert Experience? No me either..... not officially, anyway.

Do you remember the teen horror/slasher movie Tormented? Nobody does. I've got the DVD... it's probably worth tens of hundreds of some kind of currency, somewhere.

Do you remember the teen horror/slasher movie Tormented? Nobody does. I've got the DVD... it's probably worth tens of hundreds of some kind of currency, somewhere.

I remember the movie, the premiere and the dress : Heather Graham, Bradley Cooper and the cast of The Hangover

I remember the movie, the premiere and the dress : Heather Graham, Bradley Cooper and the cast of The Hangover

It was the first premiere I'd ever taken a day off work to attend. Was it worth it? Maybe not... but this shot kind of was... and it was the Transformers Revenge of the Fallen premiere. Terrible movie, but that doesn't mean the premiere wasn't.

It was the first premiere I'd ever taken a day off work to attend. Was it worth it? Maybe not... but this shot kind of was... and it was the Transformers Revenge of the Fallen premiere. Terrible movie, but that doesn't mean the premiere wasn't.

It's only because I'm Austrian that I sought out the umlauts for the word "Brüno" for the premiere of the pretty aggressively unfunny Brüno. (Borat, though, I thought was pretty great) (Maybe I have a streak of Austrian patriotism after all)

It's only because I'm Austrian that I sought out the umlauts for the word "Brüno" for the premiere of the pretty aggressively unfunny Brüno. (Borat, though, I thought was pretty great) (Maybe I have a streak of Austrian patriotism after all)

Next up? Well... there's two premieres in two days in London, so I guess I'll concentrate on those.