10th May, 2015.
Although I (obviously) pay for my TV License in the UK, I actually don't watch TV. Indeed, unless the World Cup or Olympics are on, or it's Sherlock or Game of Thrones or the Baftas or the dearly departed Top Gear (RIP), my TV is used entirely to connect a DVD and Bluray player to.
Which means I don't really have any business being at the Television Baftas, other than (a) I got there on time and (b) I got myself a wristband for the public pen and (c) they check your bags but don't ask questions like "why exactly are you here?" and "should you be?".
With my credibility suitably established / in tatters, here's how it went down (note : I've since had assistance in identifying who most of the people I saw were, but I've kept my original 'oblivious' commentary because I don't mind broadcasting my cluelessness):
So... I don't quite know what that was. Or rather I do : it was about 2,500 photos taken on a Sunday. And maybe I don't watch a lot of television, or know a lot of people, or gained a bull5h1t internet service provider through no fault of my own... that I'm about to leave for somebody more expensive but hopefully more competent. But the point was... uh.. at least I didn't spend all day indoors today. Which is something!
Moreover, be it what it may, it's another entry into the ever-growing Archive of Movie Premieres.
Until next time!